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[Roger Dodger]

Clown Fangs is a family-friendly guild dedicated to the pirate / clown lifestyle.

Clown Fangs might be for you if:

1. You've always wanted to dress as a clown and chase British soldiers with a voodoo doll.
2. You wear magenta pants and yellow shirts. At home. Right now.
3. You overcame coulrophobia. Look it up.
4. Or you didn't, and this is part of your program. No judgement.
5. Pennywise.

While not currently open to new members, perhaps because I created this guild to avoid being invite-spammed at the potion table, we might have a light-sloop clown stuffing contest in the far future. FaceTime Crazy Mary for deets.

 

[Mathias]

Here at Reds Army, we're looking for new members. If your guild is only you, you're more than welcome to join. If you want to have a more formal discussion face to face, err, virtual face to virtual face, we frequent the Poderoso server. I'll be on tomorrow starting around 8 AM US Central in the cursed caverns, and I'll try to be on the Poderoso server.