“The average man will bristle if you say his father was dishonest, but he will brag a little if he discovers that his great-grandfather was a pirate.”
Ahoy, me Hearties!
Batten down the hatches! Blow the man down! Hang 'im from the yardarm! Weigh anchor and hoist the mizzen! Thank You for the Welcome ye varmints! Its a pleasure to be aboard...and now for a final note!
Me parrot's wife died last week. Now me has to send him to a support group, "Parrots without Partners."