Announcement Talk Like a Pirate and Win Big!

[Kris]

"don't you wish your girlfriend could glitch like me"

good luck to all in the contest

 

[Samuel Edgeeaston]

Yer messin' with Jolly Roger now, aren't ye?

 

[austen1335]

May ye be swimming in gold and ye enemies be swimming in the sea!

 

[Sky Kiwi]

I was tempted to say something funny, but I figure I'll go with something actually useful: calling your crew to repair the ship!

"We be leakin'! Patch her up and put yer backs into it, mateys!" (62)

 

[OrionSenpai]

Who da ya think ye arrr?

 

[Creaven]

You'd best start believing in the dead! You arrr bound to be one!

Goodluck everyone!

 

[Keira Kinover]

Ready to swim with the fishes, mate?

 

[internetpirate]

Something seems eery in these parts, Tread Carefully...

(55 Characters)

 

[Cross Creed]

Agh, me black spot be itchin' again! (37 characters)

 

[nowisdmoment]

The keelhaul be waitin' for ye, squiffy! (40)

keelhaul: a brutal punishment where someone is tied to the bottom of the ship, or the keel.
squiffy: a buffoon, clown

This would be used to, attitude-adjust, any faulty crew mates! Plunder or suffer!

 

[Stephen Teague]

"I've got a jar of dirt!"

 

[Rockrasom]

"Yer mother be a bilge rat and yer father smells of grog!" (57)

Sorry, I was feeling a Monty Python reference... Best of luck to everyone!

 

[Remington]

Ye have two eyes and two legs! A pleasure to meet a novice pirate

 

[Squidgallows]

Keelhaul ye filthy landlubber!

 

[GIRR]

"Clear the deck, batten down the hatches!" (40)

Fun phrase for SVS or Mat Running; roughly translates to "Prepare for battle, we're in for a fight!"

 

[Caellisto]

" Doom me to Jone's locker & seize my soul if I give you quarters! " (64)​

Meaning : Translation: "I'll be darned if I accept your surrender or surrender to you"​

 

[Captain Noah]

Th' main course be Navy, with a side o' undead fer dessert! (59 characters)

Thanks and good luck to all!

 

[Remington]

"darnation seize my soul if I give you quarters, or take any from you! "​

If "darnation" is unusable because it being a curse word, "Doom me to Davey Jone's Locker" can be use in replace of it.

As in:

"Doom me to Davey Jone's Locker & seize my soul if I give you quarters, or take any from you! "

Meaning : Translation: "I'll be darned if I accept your surrender or surrender to you"​

I like! But count carefully. There is a 65 letter maximum including spaces

 

[John Yellowrat]

I have a funny one that doesn't make a whole lot of sense historically but oh well

"Get it? Because it's rated arr!"

 

[Caellisto]

I like! But count carefully. There is a 65 letter maximum including spaces

I realized that afterwards lol I fixed it thank you!