Alvis
Honorable Pirate
First off: I'm glad there are people who like these threads. The thing is, this was a huge accident. When I did my Islands.....and their meaning thread: it was supposed to be factual on the translations of the foreign names. I got bored and just my opinion on all of them. And people had a ball with it. So I did it again. And again. And again. And now I'm here. So to all who like these threads, thanks a bunch. I'm running out of ideas on what to put next, so drop the suggestions if you have any ideas. Next one will def be about the respawning bosses. Because....that and the rare bosses are all I can think of right now. So...there's the only two I can think of. (I promise, it'll get humorous. The swords are more my opinion than anything)
Also, I'm just gonna use the class of weapons, not a specific weapon
Cutlass: "You'll need more than just a cutlass, if you're to challenge the likes of Jolly Roger" Since Disney showed no effort to have a storyline quest chain against Jolly, this linBre always bothered me. 90% of the time, story quests only had you kill undead just because they had things you needed, not cause they were undead. But anyone who has seen my past threads know my position on cutlasses: STOP CLICK SPAMMING. That is all. Also, why do so many people use Sweep? it's so useless, especially now that we have broadswords.
Sabre: Speed gets you nothing in this game. We have so little HP that it's not even worth it to take little chuncks of health out at once. Completely useless
Broadsword: It's a sword. That's broad. That is OP as heck. I love it. I may be biased because I'm a religious Colossus flagship looter.....but this thing is just...amazing. Dragoon's Broadsword is the most OP.
Pistol: Take Aim is all you need to succeed in life. Thank you and good night
Blunderbuss: So short ranged, it's hardly useful. Yes, it's a shotgun, but Take Aim is so effective, that using a pistol is a whole lot faster. Taking the time it takes to release Half Life 3 to reload doesn't help matters at all.
Musket: This is by far the most accurate musket I've ever used. Why didn't the Americans use it in the Revolutionary War?
Dagger: One thing that drove me crazy after the weapons update: PEOPLE BECAME OBSESSED WITH DEEP FREEZE AND FOULBERTO. For the love of the Christmas tree star, just because something is rare does not mean it's worth spending 20 minutes to kill one guy to get. It ruined my favorite weapon out of the bunch. Thank you and goodnight.
Throwing Knives: .....why? They're gonna come after you anyways, and they don't do enough damage to really do anything. Besides, you have sidewinder and viper's nest. That should be enough to put a dent in the health
Grenades: A moment of silence for those who mastered these without jacksbrew and before darkhart glitch. They died of old age.
Voodoo Staff: All you need in life is a pointy stick that will let you use the dead to damage every foe around you, and to cast fire with it. That is the way to success, fellas.
Also, I'm just gonna use the class of weapons, not a specific weapon
Cutlass: "You'll need more than just a cutlass, if you're to challenge the likes of Jolly Roger" Since Disney showed no effort to have a storyline quest chain against Jolly, this linBre always bothered me. 90% of the time, story quests only had you kill undead just because they had things you needed, not cause they were undead. But anyone who has seen my past threads know my position on cutlasses: STOP CLICK SPAMMING. That is all. Also, why do so many people use Sweep? it's so useless, especially now that we have broadswords.
Sabre: Speed gets you nothing in this game. We have so little HP that it's not even worth it to take little chuncks of health out at once. Completely useless
Broadsword: It's a sword. That's broad. That is OP as heck. I love it. I may be biased because I'm a religious Colossus flagship looter.....but this thing is just...amazing. Dragoon's Broadsword is the most OP.
Pistol: Take Aim is all you need to succeed in life. Thank you and good night
Blunderbuss: So short ranged, it's hardly useful. Yes, it's a shotgun, but Take Aim is so effective, that using a pistol is a whole lot faster. Taking the time it takes to release Half Life 3 to reload doesn't help matters at all.
Musket: This is by far the most accurate musket I've ever used. Why didn't the Americans use it in the Revolutionary War?
Dagger: One thing that drove me crazy after the weapons update: PEOPLE BECAME OBSESSED WITH DEEP FREEZE AND FOULBERTO. For the love of the Christmas tree star, just because something is rare does not mean it's worth spending 20 minutes to kill one guy to get. It ruined my favorite weapon out of the bunch. Thank you and goodnight.
Throwing Knives: .....why? They're gonna come after you anyways, and they don't do enough damage to really do anything. Besides, you have sidewinder and viper's nest. That should be enough to put a dent in the health
Grenades: A moment of silence for those who mastered these without jacksbrew and before darkhart glitch. They died of old age.
Voodoo Staff: All you need in life is a pointy stick that will let you use the dead to damage every foe around you, and to cast fire with it. That is the way to success, fellas.
Also, what's wrong with sweep? When I last played POTCO it was still a good attack lol so please enlighten me on what changed since I left to make it useless.
