Corrupt a Wish

[Hector wargull]

Granted, but it snuggles you to death

I wish that I could draw better

 

[memelord1337iscool]

Granted, but your drawings get destroyed by Santa Claus.

I wish I could meet SolidShibe

 

[Ducateron]

Granted, but you only get 2 minutes to do so.

Wish I could get afford a better computer

 

[Stormtimbers]

Granted, but now you have no money to buy anything for it

I wish for nothing

 

[Katrina Firehawk]

Granted but you owe everyone everything.

I wish I could teleport to places.

 

[Nightingale]

Granted, but clothing does not teleport with you.
I wish I could be a fairy princess.

 

[Jack Warwalace]

Granted, but a dog thinks your a butterfly and consumes you.
I wish I had a pontoon fishing boat.

 

[Stephen Teague]

Granted, but the pontoon boats has a leak, and sinks.

I wish I had a dog.

 

[JakeGaming]

Granted, but the dog goes rabid and rips your head off

I wish I could go to Egypt for a holiday

 

[Peter Plunderrat]

Granted, but you try to climb a pyramid and you fall and die.

I wish I could buy a new phone.

 

[toontown0909]

Granted, Buy maybe it turns you into a Cyberman.

I wish for a bag of potato chips.

 

[JakeGaming]

Granted, but you choke on the chips and die.

I wish I had a pet donkey rofl

 

[toontown0909]

Granted, but it runs away.
I wish for a pile of candy.

 

[Ned Greasevane]

Granted that the candy wasn't rotten or expired

I wish I had a dog.

 

[Samuel Edgeeaston]

Granted, but you choke on the chips and die.

I wish I had a pet donkey rofl

ohi

 

[Angel Firefury]

Granted that the candy wasn't rotten or expired

I wish I had a dog.

Granted but the dog turns out to be donald trumps hair !!

I wish i could be somewhere Warmer right now

 

[Jack Warwalace]

Aye, wish granted. But, it is Venus. The acid eats you alive and the superheated atmosphere bakes you.
I wish I could run faster.

 

[Hector wargull]

Granted, but you lose your legs

I wish I could time travel back 2 seconds at any time, of my choosing

 

[Ember Heartless]

Granted, but you time slipped a little too early and still got slapped in the face by your significant other. (Just not quick enough)

I wish I could just live on an island with no one else around.

 

[Davy Gunshot]

Granted but the island is made entirely of quick sand.

I wish for a golden pocket watch.