Corrupt a Wish

[PhantomPirate]

Granted, but it turns out to be a replicated movie prop.

I wish I could read minds.

 

[POTCOSlenderMan]

Granted, but you can never turn it off so you're forced to constantly read the minds of anyone nearby.

I wish the other 5 Legendary weapons would be found soon and posted.

 

[kioland's sealands]

granted but you find out they are fake or photoshopped or the posts get deleted in 5 mintes

i wish i could get trained to be a mod or a test to see my skills

 

[Stormtimbers]

Granted but TLOPO is not accepting mod applications at this time

I wish to watch the world burn

 

[kioland's sealands]

Granted but TLOPO is not accepting mod applications at this time

I wish to watch the world burn

why not did worse

 

[kioland's sealands]

um can i post?

 

[kioland's sealands]

loli just do it ok

Granted but TLOPO is not accepting mod applications at this time

I wish to watch the world burn

granted but then you get burned also

I wish to have a NASA supercomputer made for gaming lol

 

[Jack Firesteel]

Granted, but you have to pay for the sum of the parts to the computer.
I wish I was a Werewolf.

 

[Eddie Breeding]

Granted, just before Van Helsing shoots you with a silver bullet;

I wish I had a better schedule for work.

 

[POTCOSlenderMan]

Granted, but your pay is decreased.

I wish for more font families on this site.

 

[kioland's sealands]

its been awhile so i post

grated but they take over the site by trolling hacking and rule breaking
I wish to be the most powerful thing ever unkillable and too powerful

 

[Jack Firesteel]

Granted, but some pesky British kid will use a volcano and his severed hand to launch you into outer space, where you eventually would stop thinking.
I wish I could stop time for five seconds at any point I want.

 

[Captain John Slate]

Granted, but it would freeze you as well.
I wish for a full suit of medieval plate armor.

 

[Marshal Soult]

Granted, but you can never take it off.

I wish for a book about all of human history, with details about anything I wanted available.

 

[Lilith (Abaddon)]

Granted, but most of them would be lies.

I wish for a world where wars wouldn't exist.

 

[POTCOSlenderMan]

Granted, but everything that even slightly involved war (music, poetry, etc) also ceases to exist.

I wish I could instantly master a skill or trick by seeing it once.

 

[Jack Cannonskull]

Granted, but everything that even slightly involved war (music, poetry, etc) also ceases to exist.

I wish I could instantly master a skill or trick by seeing it once.

Granted but you can't use it more than once

I wish people would join my guilds

 

[Hector wargull]

Granted, but all your guilds are stolen.

I wish I a dope sticker.

 

[Mike Wass]

Granted, but all your guilds are stolen.

I wish I a dope sticker.

Granted, but the car it's on got impounded after its owner got arrested for drunk driving.

I wish I could eat all day without getting fat.

 

[MrSteel]

Granted, but the car it's on got impounded after its owner got arrested for drunk driving.

I wish I could eat all day without getting fat.

granted but you can't taste the food

I wish I could win the lottery on every try