William Sunshot
Honorable Pirate
I wonder how many of the people that made these pickup lines were single...
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-If I were a stop light, I'd turn red everytime you passed by, just so I could stare at you a bit longer.
-Can I have directions? [To where?] To your heart.
-You're so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line.
-There is something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn't have your number in it.
-Baby, if you were words on a page, you'd be what they call FINE PRINT!
-Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's outta business.
-Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
-I hope you know CPR, cuz you take my breath away!
lol all of them... and they still areI wonder how many of the people that made these pickup lines were single...
I wonder how many of the people that made these pickup lines were single...
Or they would be ... if they EVER try those to any girl ...
lol i think she'd just laugh... not necessarily slap uIm going to try one on the girlfriend tomorrow. I'll let you know how bad the slap hurts.
JK, you could probably hear it from wherever you all are!
Haha I was thinking the same.Im going to try one on the girlfriend tomorrow.
lol well good luck to uHaha I was thinking the same.
lol i think she'd just laugh... not necessarily slap u
Haha I was thinking the same.
lol i think she'd just laugh... not necessarily slap u
Well I don't think they're good lines.. I just think it'll be funny.im just gonna sit and watch as u boys embarrass urself lol
Great minds think alike. This is going to be fun...
Ohhhh I don't know about that..............
Don't forget ... two Jades think alike too ...
lol please tell me u've tried these on someone
lol u wanna know why... cuz of the pick up lineI have the 3rd one got the date. But the relationship didn't last long
-If you were a burger at McDonalds you'd be the Mc Gorgeous
-Don't walk into that building -- the sprinklers might go off!
-I lost my teddy bear. Can I hug you.
-I dropped a tear in the ocean, the day I find it is the day I'll stop loving you.
-If a star fell for every time i thought of you, the sky would be empty.
-If you were a laser, you'd be set on "stunning".
-Ok, I'm here, what do you want for your next wish?
-What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in this room?
-When God made you, he was showing off.
I don't wanna gag too much, I might vomit ...
oh i agree... i think it would be hilarious to see you use themWell I don't think they're good lines.. I just think it'll be funny.
hahahahaThats the worst pick up line ever
oh wow my mind went to the gutter with that one... lol i cant say want i wanna say without getting filteredI don't wanna gag too much, I might vomit ...
-If I were a stop light, I'd turn red everytime you passed by, just so I could stare at you a bit longer.
-Can I have directions? [To where?] To your heart.
-You're so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line.
-There is something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn't have your number in it.
-Baby, if you were words on a page, you'd be what they call FINE PRINT!
-Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's outta business.
-Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
-I hope you know CPR, cuz you take my breath away!