I find el patron and Foulberto really attractive males

squintz said:
Think I've seen you at a Renaissance Festival somewhere.
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That is VERY possible @squintz :) I've spent quite a lot of time at the Georgia Ren Fest and have quite a few pictures going back a ways on their web site... I've also spent a good bit of time at the Tennessee Ren Fest, Florida Ren fest and Las Cruces Ren Fest. If you have visited any of those, there is a really good chance you've seen me! :)
 
The Sea Star said:
come to Chicago ren fest next year
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I would LOVE to! I have to get this legal mess squared away first to free up some finances, and make sure I won't have to be on chemo around that time... I'm going in for more biopsies and should know more in the first week of October... Unless there is an all expenses paid option! haha!
 
Remington said:
I would LOVE to! I have to get this legal mess squared away first to free up some finances, and make sure I won't have to be on chemo around that time... I'm going in for more biopsies and should know more in the first week of October... Unless there is an all expenses paid option! haha!
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I'm really sorry to hear that. I know how that stuff is... I hope everything goes well, and you get well soon. Stay strong, 2 iron thumbs up <3
 
The Sea Star said:
I'm really sorry to hear that. I know how that stuff is... I hope everything goes well, and you get well soon. Stay strong, 2 iron thumbs up <3
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The Sea Star said:
I'm really sorry to hear that. I know how that stuff is... I hope everything goes well, and you get well soon. Stay strong, 2 iron thumbs up <3
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I appreciate the encouragement @The Sea Star !!! I'm doing my best to stay positive. If everything works out, I'll be hitting a lot of the Renaissance Festivals again! Would love to visit yours and get a photo with you! Have a wonderful day! Two armored thumbs up!
 
Elpatronfan said:
I mean, this might sound weird... but please... just hear me out for a minute. Alright so recently i discovered i have a crush on Foulberto as well as el patron (they both look similar) and weird thing is, i'm a straight guy. There's just something about them, idk if its their rose red eyes, or their beautiful transparent skin that reminds me of a dark and mystifying translucent cloud in a infernal hot day. My passion for them cannot be explained by words, i just feel like my heart is in one thousand burning flames when i look at them. And theres just also something really nice about el patrons voice, here is a sample: (https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net..._patron.ogg/revision/latest?cb=20120707223307)
His voice just sounds like the deepest, tallest, ***iest, mexican man on earth. Problem is my love for those two beautiful man is actually ruining my life. I recently got into a depression because i realised they are just game characters and i will never meet them in real life. Another thing i did is, i put a picture of Foulberto next to my bed so every time i wake up i see the most beautiful man ever.
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Does Smasho know about this. I've heard El Patron has raging jealousy and he'll chop you up and feed you to the Kraken.
 
I was only 9 years old.
I loved Foulberto so much, I had all the clothes and weapons
I pray to Foulberto every night, thanking him for the Silver Freeze I’ve been given. “Foulberto is love” I say, “Foulberto is life."
My dad hears me and calls me a no-life. I knew he was just jealous of my devotion to Foulberto.
I called him a loser.
He hits me and sends me to Tortuga.
I'm crying now and my face hurts.
I I hit the bar, really cold.I feel something warm...
It's Foulberto! I was so happy.
He whispers in my ear"This is my loot bag."
He grabs me with his ghostly hands, and puts me on my hands and knees. I'm ready.
I spread my loot bag for Foulberto.
He penetrates my loot bag with his ghostly hands and takes all my Silver Freezes.
It hurts so much, but I do it for Foulberto. I can feel my loot bag emptying and eyes watering.
I want to please Foulberto.
He roars a mighty roar as he fills my loot bag with his rusty sabres.
My dad walks in.
Foulberto looks him straight in the eye and says,
"It's all foul now."
Foulberto leaves through the window.
Foulberto is love. Foulberto is life.
 
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