I know this is very random ... but let's hear it, if you dare! People say that the ability to laugh at ourselves shows how big our hearts are. And it also showes wisdom. Not just point fingers at others, but also to ourselves. I'm in need of a good laugh right now, so here it is ... I thought I was smart ... but not always! I already knew that, but when it happened, all I could say was "OMG! How dumb am I ... " Two nights ago I wanted to eat ice cream. I opened my freezer and took a tub of ice cream and saw that the metal ice cream scooper was there. Well, actually I did leave it there from the last time I had it. I didn't usually leave the ice cream scooper inside the tub, and for some 'odd' reason, I thought it would be easier for next time to just leave the ice cream scooper there. My mind went on vacation, apparently, because it didn't register to me what the consequences would be if I left a metal material in a frozen environment. So I scooped some ice cream, and seeing that there was some ice cream left on the scooper ... yep, you've guessed it! I brought to my mouth and licked it! If you ever saw cartoons or even funny comic strips, you could imagine what happened afterwards ... That ice cream scooper was stuck on my lip and tongue! And I pulled it frantically. This can't be happening, I thought. It would not come off of my tongue and I had to stop and think for a minute. (If there had been a hidden camera somewhere that took my moment, I could have almost bet you what I'd be winning the America's funniest video!). I knew I was going to get hurt really badly if I continued on. Then I ran to the faucet and grabbed some water and drizzled it on to my mouth. Finally the metal scooper came off. But the damaged has already been done. I can't hardly open my mouth right now because it hurts and is swollen ... Well, at least somebody can learn from it: Do not lick frozen metal; your tongue will get stuck and ripped, and it hurts! So if you have a funny experience and don't mind people laughing at you, please share here. At least somebody can learn NOT to do it! TRUE STORY ONLY please!