Tiny Pugwash
Pirate Apprentice
AND if you dont want to do any of those things, take a potty break!
lol
I have to admit I was skeptical about this event. I just wanted to avoid becoming a zombie, and that was assuming the lag would be fixed.
But after a while farming I had enough and went hunting zombies. The first zombie I found said "Nooo, please! I'm lagging!" and the next said "Why you attacking me? That's rather rude..." - then another one said something like "We don't want no trouble, just chill" - and promptly ran away.
So I decided the zombies needed some help sowing the seeds of chaos and confusion.
The mayhem after that was the funniest thing I've seen in a long time, I almost cried laughing. Trails of bodies where each one had tried to revive the last one (bad idea, lol), herds of pirates fleeing into the sea to escape, and desperate hide-and-seek chases through town. The epic lag just made the situation even more ridiculous.
I ended up adding about 15 pirates to my Friend List overnight so I'm fairly certain most of them weren't taking it too hard. All in all that was fun, definitely sign me up for more events like this in future