Captian Fear
Pirate Master
I'm osrry if Amelia is offended
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ok this is the future of jade o' hayes.she will buy a big house and become an old lady that has a cat farm.then she will get hit by a truck. the end!!!
I'm osrry if Amelia is offended
lol too late ur still gonna die lol
Then, I come.
The sky turns black. Jade and Ameila try to lift their dirk (Witch is actually a butter knife) with all their strength when the area goes back in time....
Suddenly Florida is how it was 500 years ago. The feared irate guild of Emerald Regiment walk through the dense foliage surrounding the old farts when the biggest old fart, Fear wakes up (yes, he slept through all that). The crabs his cane, and says, "You'll never take me alive!" And charges.
Half way there, he falls over moaning. "Darn cramps!!" And dies of failness.
Their leader, Roger Swordshot shouts in disgust, "What kind of pitiful excuse for a guard of the Fountain Of Youth is this?? How DARE you insult me? Kill them all men!"
The force of about 50 well armed pirates charges, but with the sound of a stampede. In a pitiful response, Amelia and Jade lift up their butter knife and charge heroically. In stead of leg cramps, they trip of the lifeless body of "Captain Fear" and impale them selves on their butter knives through the head. On any other person, they would have lived, but their skull is as think as paper.
Long story short: all the nurses flee, all the old farts sleep through it all, and then Roger and Emerald Regiment take the fountain of youth.
The end
How did i do?
i never got a chance too... ... and i didnt get the fountain of youth eitherTo be fair, you were going to kill me...