Rox Windersmith
Wanted Pirate
No, because one UNITED Dakota is more important
Can you find my dog?
Can you find my dog?
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What's Your Excuse?
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Almirant Gerhard
Buccaneer
Nope, because i'm not at home.
Can i be the last one to write in this thread?
Can i be the last one to write in this thread?
Rox Windersmith
Wanted Pirate
No, that is just silly.
Can you take to the dentist?
Can you take to the dentist?
Punkin Pie
Pirate Lord
NO the Dentist clocked out at 2:30!
His tooth hurty can you pull it out for him?
His tooth hurty can you pull it out for him?
Hector wargull
Site Founder
No, because I have little T-Rex arms.
Can you have a wonderful happy life?
Can you have a wonderful happy life?
Samuel of D.A.
Honorable Pirate
No, because life is full of sadness and misery
Can you tell me the answer to life, the universe, and everything?
Can you tell me the answer to life, the universe, and everything?
Stormtimbers
Pirate Lord
No because then the aliens would eliminate me
Save me from the aliens, they're coming
Save me from the aliens, they're coming
MarkPlankwalker
Pirate Master
No, I tried to make French toast once and accidentally deep fried it (true story)
Make the game come back up.
Make the game come back up.
Peter Goldbeard
Pirate Lord
Nope, I don't even know any python
Finally stop making excuses
Finally stop making excuses
Hector wargull
Site Founder
no... don't wanna
Find a good way to evenly thaw frozen drinks
Find a good way to evenly thaw frozen drinks
Wehttamwulf
Honorable Pirate
I can't...I only know how to thaw them oddly.
I built a ship in the bottle while in the bottle-help me get out.
I built a ship in the bottle while in the bottle-help me get out.
PrivateRiley
Pirate Lord
No! You are the bottle.
I want food, gimme!
I want food, gimme!
Bess Shoregrim
Pirate Lord
It is impossible to solve world hunger, you will have to starve.
Can you open a window?
Can you open a window?
Jack Warwalace
Honorable Pirate
No, because I'm driving at 150 mph.
Can you stop playing that trumpet in my ear?
Can you stop playing that trumpet in my ear?
Hector wargull
Site Founder
No, because you have no ears, and there is no trumpet, and there is no you.
Can you make sense of my previous statement?
Can you make sense of my previous statement?
PrivateRiley
Pirate Lord
No, no matter what sense I make of it people will try to dispute it from their point of view.
Can you answer my question: if I'm about 1/16th Kickapoo Indian does that make me Native American?
Can you answer my question: if I'm about 1/16th Kickapoo Indian does that make me Native American?
Punkin Pie
Pirate Lord
No because the government says the other 15/16th makes you an indigenous mutt.
I usually cringe at spiders but can you catch me an amazing Gooty Tarantula?
I usually cringe at spiders but can you catch me an amazing Gooty Tarantula?
Emilly Darkheart
Pirate
No, because they don't live here in Thailand.
Can you make Christmas last all year?
Can you make Christmas last all year?